I know… that title was a mouthful. Sorry about that. But really, that sums up perfectly what I’m trying to get across: The Greenery sells the best, most affordable, and most tested flower in Durango. For real, right now you can get an eighth of 30%+ THC cannabis for $34 after tax every Monday in our shop, which I wouldn’t have believed a year ago. Honestly, even the words “cheapest marijuana to test” sound like they belong in an oxymoron as opposed to a blog, and yet if you look at our flower menu HEREyou will see that every word rings true.
Surprise! If you just clicked on this link, you also understood that we just lowered all our flower prices to a level they have never reached in the seven years of our company’s history. But, why now? How is it possible? No, it’s not because we’re hovering over our own supply, as Biggie has always warned, but rather, we’re all simply reaping the rewards that supply and demand give us. I know this is a marijuana blog, so I won’t bore you with the economics, but it’s important to know that Colorado is just awash with cheap, high-test buds right now.
It’s a strange phenomenon, but for some reason everyone who enters our industry wants to be a grower. I guess the romantic appeal of growing weed is too much for most newbie entrepreneurs to ignore, so crops keep popping up all over the place. Seriously, just to give you an idea, there are about 750 licensed cannabis grows in the state, even though we only have about 650 dispensaries, which means supply exceeds demand. So, as is the case with every other commodity in the world, when there is a glut, competition drives prices down, and you, my friend, enjoy the savings. This is why we have just lowered all our flower prices, some of which have been reduced by almost 20%.
What about power? Why is the Greenery now selling tons of flowers over 30% THC when most were 20% and over last week? Well, two reasons. Firstly, we just had a bumper crop in The Greenery Grow thanks to new nutrients, and our Super Lemon Haze in particular turned out splendid. It tests over 30% THC and it smells like a bucket full of overripe lemons. Our Wedding Cake broke 28% even though it’s usually a low test indica, and our Super White came out much more “super” than usual. Good times all around. And the second reason why our pot is more powerful is that we made new friends!
We have made a concerted effort lately to meet other practitioners in the state, especially those who live and work in Boulder. Think of it this way: if you want to call yourself a real country/western singer, you absolutely have to perform in Nashville – if you want to call yourself a real cannabis grower, you have to farm in Boulder to see how you stack up against compared to the best. So that’s where we went. Just like the ad says, we’re bringing big city heads to this beautiful mountain town, and we’re going to keep going. We have White Hot Guava on the way that grows to 34% THC, and it will only be followed by fire, so if you’re a true cannabis connoisseur, you need to get here ASAP.
Admittedly, the percentage of tetrahydrocannabinol in the jar doesn’t matter as much as most people think (please excuse me while I climb on my soapbox). Remember that the higher the THC rises, the lower everything else falls, including terpenes and minor cannabinoids. Terpenes are what give smoke flavor, and they determine the complexity of your high, so the potent stuff doesn’t always taste as delicious as the cannabis on our shelves with less THC. A good way to think about it would be to compare grain alcohol (like Ever Clear) to whiskey: grain alcohol is much more potent at around 80% alcohol, but there is no complexity at taste, because whiskey is half as potent at around 80%. 40% alcohol, and it can be delicious. So they’ll both get you drunk, but you’ll enjoy whiskey because grain alcohol is better suited for cleaning bongs.
That, and the THC content has very little to do with quality. In fact, there will be many times when you will notice that we charge less for strains that test higher than our top shelf. We do this because quality, determined by things like terpene content, bud structure, and growth ingredients, is more important than potency, and the two aren’t even mutually exclusive. This is something important, but it’s time to come down and stop preaching…
So, come and see us ASAP! We have more affordable weed on our menu that tests higher than before, meaning you can have your Ethos wedding cake and smoke it too. We at The Greenery will all continue to do our best to bring you new, potent strains with Boulder quality and more affordable, because after all, we are your best friends!
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