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7 of the Best Holiday Gift Ideas for Stoners


Ah, it’s that magical time of year again. When baseless conspiracy theories about a stolen election continue to spread, Covid bounces back and we all take notice of the little things that matter, like reality show and climate change. But wait! you protest, little fists clenched at your side and eyes full of tears, It’s also Christmas! And you know what? You would be right. It is also Hannnukah and Kwanza, that’s why people call it the holidays. Ironic, I know.

If you’re a stoner, maybe none of that matters. Shit, maybe you’re a Jehovah’s Witness who smokes weed, which in this case nothing of that matters. Anyway, deep down, even the most hardened cynics among us like to receive gifts. That’s why I decided to put together a list of seven of the best gift ideas for Stoners. You might find something special for that prodigious pothead in your life, though he probably won’t remember to thank you properly until the New Year:

When I saw the Banana Bros Otto Electric Grinder announced on my Facebook feed, I froze, stopped what I was doing and immediately morphed into a full meme:

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Now listen. If you’re like me, you’re old school. Joints are usually rolled with dry, dusty hands in front of less than impressed friends. If you’re a baby boomer, you might have a rolling machine because your arthritic digits probably can’t roll them like they used to, but it really depends on your size. Anyway, joint rolling methods haven’t changed much in the last 100 or so years. And that’s a shame.

Otto has an answer to this madness. It grinds your herbs into a fine dusty powder and sifts them into a ready-to-use cone so you can easily smoke in seconds. No more oblong joints that look like pregnant caterpillars, no more impatient friends leaning on your shoulder to ask you to hurry up so they can bog all the grass. With Otto, the future of joint rolling is now, and It’s awesome.

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the Cannagar is a simple yet awesome tool to make your own weed filled cigar. Not a blunt, but a real cigar as thick as your index finger. I bought one for a friend because it looked like something two weed heads could really have fun with. And I was absolutely right. We built one and only went halfway through it before shutting it down, and that was after a All night long to ignite happily. If you fancy making this a real Stoner holiday, you can also make your own deadly Cannagar by adding hash, kief, or a whole host of other stuff into your weed mix. Not only is this one of those holiday gift ideas for smokers that makes you a hit under the mistletoe, but you can also convince the object of your affection to let you in on the festivities as well.

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When considering holiday gift ideas for stoners, you may need to ask them a few questions first. For example, do you like cannabis edibles such as gummies? Are you a fan of topicals and tinctures and want to find one that might provide the potency you want and, let’s be honest, need? Do you like your food constantly loaded with cannabis? I hope you see where I’m coming from. the Ardent Nova Decarboxylator (try saying that five times stoned) puts the science of decarboxylation at your fingertips. Odorless and simple to use, the Lift activates all varieties of herbs for instant consumption, allowing for perfect potency for all your cannabis-infused dishes. With the Burning Nova, there’s no more guesswork with your edible crafting. You can create your own custom edibles every time.

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If you had asked me three or four years ago if today I would be a dab scraper, concentrate inhaler, smoking wax and degenerate resin I would probably have laughed at you. Well, we’re on the cusp of 2022 and I’m definitely not getting any better. That’s why I seriously considered improving my dab game and investing in the Dr. Dabber Switch. This contraption delivers serious dabbing – not the kind you get from your standard ceramic or spiral dabbing chambers. Dr. Dabber Switch uses induction heat technology which is significantly faster than other heating methods. Induction heating creates an even heating surface temperature with fewer hot spots, providing consistent flavor during your vaping experience. It’s one of those items that pops up year after year on holiday gift guides because, well, the Dabber works.

Even if you think your local dispensary provides you with factual and reliable information about the cannabis you smoke, the truth is often a little murkier. That’s because a lot of people don’t trust actual diagnostics that detail a plant’s potency and composition, they just guess that crap. The manufacturers of High quality have developed a mobile app that allows you to instantly test cannabis directly from your smartphone. You can confidently check the THC level of your buds, learn more about its quality, or simply have more information about the product you are consuming. Not only is this a great holiday gift idea for a stoner, but you can also take care of the science nerds in your life.

If you’re looking to take your holiday baking up a notch with a gift that keeps on giving, the Magic Butter Maker is your go-to. And while the company may market itself as an immersion blender with a digital thermostat and heating unit, we smokers know what’s going on. Your butter maker grinds, heats, stirs and infuses – all at the right time intervals and temperature – so you can create bespoke cannabis-infused edibles that Santa is sure to love. Make sure to wake him up before the kids find him.

Subscription boxes are the hot new thing now, especially in light of our inability to buy in person or shop normally. Who knows when we can start again? And with all the subscription boxes out there, it’s often hard to tell the good ones from the ones someone just installed in their Shopify store hoping to make a few bucks. That said, the only cannabis-centric subscription box I support is from Hemper. hemp is resolutely cool. With themed boxes, you might receive a UFO-shaped bong one month and a switchblade roach clip the next. And for a monthly asking price starting around $25, it’s a gift that’s sure to spread joy in 2021.





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