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5 Valentine’s Day Gifts for the Stoner in Your Life


I will start right away and say that this article is secretly a message to my girlfriend who does not smoke. She tells me I’m her special stoner boyfriend and for that reason alone, I feel like I deserve something a little more thoughtful for Valentine’s Day this year, being the underachieving child man that I am.

If you too have a special stoner in your life, we guarantee that the 5 articles below will make them fall head over heels in love with you, all over again.

foria– Cannabis-infused sex lubricant

It’s time we shed some of the old stigma when it comes to women and weed. This means no more slut-shaming, no more side-by-side and demeaning remarks about how unwomanly smoking cannabis is. And for the love of all things smoky and good, can we please allow women to fully embrace their sexuality too? If you sincerely agree with all of this, you will be happy to know that there is a weed-infused sex lubricant on the market. Coat it and watch the tops fly. foria is a therapeutic oil designed to enhance female pleasure and is made with all-natural liquid coconut oil (MCT) and pharmaceutical grade purified cannabis oil. This means that anything that comes in contact with it, a willing, hungry mouth, for example, will be sure to absorb the full benefits of THC.

Sexxpot— Orgasm intensifying herb

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If sex and weed are your thing, then you shouldn’t be surprised that someone who shares your same passions has merged the two in an attempt to make a holy alliance unseen since someone first dipped times biscuits in milk. Karyn Wagner, founder of Paradigm Medical Marijuana and now owner of Bay Area Sexxpot created this unique strain to give women the ability to increase their orgasmic prowess by the power of the pot. Essentially, the strain is bred with women in mind, with the goal of helping them achieve mind-blowing, intense, full-body orgasms during sex.

Hemp — Weed Subscription Box

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Stoners crave variety, like going from Fruit Loops to Trix or Mama Celeste Pizzas to Tombstone (the good stuff). Your special stoner is no different. Help them out a little this year by setting them up with Hemp, a monthly subscription box that offers everything from rolling papers and roach tongs to dab rigs and storage jars. Hemper’s alternating product curation always includes a glass pipe in the mix, with the option to choose between the Bare Essentials, the Hemper Pack, and the Glassesntials Box, which includes a premium, hand-prepared pipe for its users.

Privacy

You and your special smoker need some quality alone time. They’ve had a tough day working the cash register at your local Whole Foods and their feet hurt after skateboarding all day. It doesn’t matter that your special smoker is only 35, he feels like he’s made it, so it’s best if you take some time and give him some common sense. And what better place to talk about common sense than in a thick and annoying cloud of weed smoke? That’s the beauty of the Privacy Pop tent. It allows optimal privacy and the possibility of hotboxing your own bed. You can put up four nylon walls in your bed, light one up, and explain to your special smoker why quit their job at Whole Foods and grow some weed. might not be the most viable career choice right now.

Wouldn’t it be great if the date this Valentine’s Day was already set, the romance and vibe was apparent, and the joints were rolling on their own? Well get your special stoner the Banana Bros Otto Electric Grinder and they might just say these three magic words:I love this! Tenderly show them how it works and watch their jaw drop from their face. And if your special stoner doesn’t love and appreciate you after a gift like this, well, micro-dosing tech geeks are always an option.





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